You and the Allies were bored one long afternoon and you decided to spice things up with a game.
"Let's play Cheaters!" you beamed up.
"What is Cheaters?" Russia asked.
"France should be the cheater," England said.
"Fuck you!" France said in a girly fashion.
"Cheaters is a show with a bunch of douchebags who cheated, so the get confronted by their lover and shit gets down." You grabbed a blanket and pillows and handed it to China and Russia. "Pretend you're the cheaters."
"England should be Joey Greco!" America said. "He seems fit for it."
"Yeah! And me and America are the heated victims of the cheaters!" You sat on the couch and made France the 'camera man'.
"Hello, today in Cheaters we'll be discussing the case of-"
"Our names are Cameron and Angela by the way," you interrupted.
"Right...Today we'll be discussing the case of Cameron and Angela who suspect that their lovers are ditching them to go and have 'fun'," England said.
"My man, Adam (that's you, Russia) keeps telling me that